Brick Muller
04-07-2005, 06:36 AM
Vapid Metal Mouth Bitch Scores Again!
Ciera (Sierra?, Siera?, Cierra?) Sage demonstrates once again that FOX TV executives overcasted the lead roles in "The Simple Life." It doesn't come much simpler than this tepid collection of grainy pictures and grainier videos emanating from the tortured bowels of the web. As if to add insult to injury the racoon-eyed (and apparently spelling impaired) Sage formats her most palatable work (Slip and Slide) as Quicktime files in slow-loading thirty second snippets that require internet cache manipulation to save.
As if paying $20 for a collection of digital shit isn't bad enough, the creators of the site shove Ms. Sage's alleged whimsy and charm down our maws at every opportunity.
Fan Fucks (Fuks?) might seem an intriquing concept on paper, but these uninspired couplings generate a lot more light than heat. Fat fucks is more like it.
Beyond that there's nothing else but shilling for video sales and some postage stamp-sized pics and vids of other porn tramps.
Save your money.
Ciera (Sierra?, Siera?, Cierra?) Sage demonstrates once again that FOX TV executives overcasted the lead roles in "The Simple Life." It doesn't come much simpler than this tepid collection of grainy pictures and grainier videos emanating from the tortured bowels of the web. As if to add insult to injury the racoon-eyed (and apparently spelling impaired) Sage formats her most palatable work (Slip and Slide) as Quicktime files in slow-loading thirty second snippets that require internet cache manipulation to save.
As if paying $20 for a collection of digital shit isn't bad enough, the creators of the site shove Ms. Sage's alleged whimsy and charm down our maws at every opportunity.
Fan Fucks (Fuks?) might seem an intriquing concept on paper, but these uninspired couplings generate a lot more light than heat. Fat fucks is more like it.
Beyond that there's nothing else but shilling for video sales and some postage stamp-sized pics and vids of other porn tramps.
Save your money.