View Full Version : You've got to be kidding! Your reviews suck ass
Looking through your reviews is a joke! You should review yourself and give it a negative 3 stars!
You talk about 1 site and say it's not that good but give it like 6 or 7 stars and then another site that's like 10 times larger and better than the other one only gets like 4 or 5 stars?
Dude.... find another career...
Jeppe
08-19-2004, 01:15 PM
Well. Lots of other people have given us much positive feedback over the years.
Stop focusing on the stars and read the text. The stars are not the primary focus of this site, we offer detailed descriptions of the pay sites' member areas, the stars are only a guide line.
If you think something needs to be corrected, give me some examples.
I can't help but think that you guys and other porn site reviewers are being paid for your positive reviews. I would never give Mac and Bumble more than 2 stars. You pay $30 and though the women are beautiful you never see more than their tits.
I agree with you about mac and bumble. should be called mac and bummer. If you want to see a pussy on this site don't hold your breath
Jeppe
08-06-2005, 07:42 PM
I agree with you about mac and bumble. should be called mac and bummer. If you want to see a pussy on this site don't hold your breath
Thanks for your feedback.
About Mac and Bumble; We don't award sites (only) after how much pussy they display. As you see just above the top screenshot of Mac and Bumble, one of the categories in which it is listed is softcore - this is a help to you guys to see what kind of pictures are to be found on the site.
I just re-read the review and in the conclusion we write you definitely won't find hardcore content. So, if you don't like the glamour look (ultra made-up, usually fake features), or if you need a little "oomph", then stay away
so I don't think you can blame us for making you think you would find any hardcore content on the site.
If hardcore is what you want, please see our hardcore category (http://www.adultreviews.net/review/list/hardcore/hardcore_reviews.html). Or if what you want is a site with amateurs displaying plenty of pussy check out Simon scans. (http://www.adultreviews.net/review/show/10375/index.html)
jakejammin
09-30-2005, 04:40 AM
LOL
I love this post!
This poor guy only sees the pussy of a woman, and not the sheer beauty of the female body.
Then bitches because he does not understand the fact that you here are reviewing the site,content, and layout, not how much pussy the site shows.... :roll:
Jeppe
09-30-2005, 11:24 AM
LOL
I love this post!
This poor guy only sees the pussy of a woman, and not the sheer beauty of the female body.
Then bitches because he does not understand the fact that you here are reviewing the site,content, and layout, not how much pussy the site shows.... :roll:
Thanks :)
Glad somebody appreciate our work 8)
jakejammin
09-30-2005, 11:51 AM
LOL
I love this post!
This poor guy only sees the pussy of a woman, and not the sheer beauty of the female body.
Then bitches because he does not understand the fact that you here are reviewing the site,content, and layout, not how much pussy the site shows.... :roll:
Thanks :)
Glad somebody appreciate our work 8)
LOL
People like that just kill me....... lol
Izabella
10-12-2005, 05:49 AM
This poor guy only sees the pussy of a woman, and not the sheer beauty of the female body.
Then bitches because he does not understand the fact that you here are reviewing the site,content, and layout, not how much pussy the site shows....
That is one of the funniest things I heard for a long time.... :lol:
well Jeppe ... looks like you have some fans ...lmao ... if they don't like what you have to say they can fuck off and go to one of the sites that are made of webmasters trying to sell their content through .. and see how bias those assholes are ....
Jeppe
10-25-2005, 01:22 PM
well Jeppe ... looks like you have some fans ...lmao ... if they don't like what you have to say they can fuck off and go to one of the sites that are made of webmasters trying to sell their content through .. and see how bias those assholes are ....
Thanks man :)
guest
11-05-2005, 12:27 AM
I just recently tried the Porn Access site that you gave good reviews to. I don't understand why you would give this site more than a few stars as most of the supposed sites in this web contain duplicate, as well as old content. It was also as slow as hell, and would keep prompting you to reenter passwords. Thank God it was cheap. I guess it was worth about $15, but not a penny more!
I tried out one of the reviews also, I paid 29,95 for a whole month, and I can tell after 5 minutes, that it isn't what I was looking for. It was my first time trying out one of the sites and it ended horrible. The site had 9.5 stars. It was awfully slow and did not have as many useful downloads as I hoped for. At least it didn't have any pop ups.
As for me, I was highly disappointed, and won't do anything like this again. Guess I'll stay with Adult DVD Empire.
Poca
Jeppe
12-12-2005, 09:25 PM
I tried out one of the reviews also, I paid 29,95 for a whole month, and I can tell after 5 minutes, that it isn't what I was looking for. It was my first time trying out one of the sites and it ended horrible. The site had 9.5 stars. It was awfully slow and did not have as many useful downloads as I hoped for. At least it didn't have any pop ups.
As for me, I was highly disappointed, and won't do anything like this again. Guess I'll stay with Adult DVD Empire.
Poca
Sorry that you were disappointed. Which site did you join? We try very hard to specify what type of content is one the site we review. We judge each site on the basis of its promises and the way it delivers the content in its niche. Therefore a site that scored a high score doesn't necessarily fit your taste.
I can only recommend that you check out the site's samples (if any on our site) and its own free area before you join to check if its type of content is something for you.
Goofy
01-23-2006, 02:45 AM
I think that the reviews on this site are accurate and detailed. I am the webmaster of a site reviewed on here and I was very happy with what adult reviews awarded.
I can absolutely assure everyone that no money is given by sites to get a good review. That is an unthinkable suggestion and would make reviews a pointless practice. We work hard to receive the stars we do.
The site that I have reviewed on here (www.victoriaswinger.com) is currently back under construction and only our preview and forums are active. Once we are back running at full speed, I would be more than happy for adult reviews to come back and check us again.
Victoria Swinger was also extremely pleased with the review awarded on here so remember that a beautiful Hungarian pornstar had a big smile on her face all day long because of a review from this site. You dont get much cooler than that.
Once again, cheers to Jeppe and the crew.
Goofy
Team Victoria Productions
www.victoriaswinger.com
Jeppe
01-24-2006, 02:09 PM
Thanks, Goofy! I appreciate the comments from you guys and wish you the best of luck rebuilding the site.
Hey Goofy...
I think that some people are easily confused between decent review sites and "webmaster" built sites to promote products that they are actually selling ....lots of guys do build sites that look like a decent review site and use it to sell content with their webmaster referral links embedded in that actual url to get the join credit ... not bad illegal or even unfair sales approaches ... just confusing to some amature computer users ... I feel Jeppes reviews are fair and i think he does his best to be fair and honest about what he reviews ...and of course every reviewer is going o be somewhat biased to what actually turns their own crank so it's up to the reader to read through lots of different reviews and make his/he own decision in the end ...
just my opinion
Izabella
05-02-2006, 11:58 PM
I agree with Jake on this one :oops:
You know (well actually you don't :shock: ) that porn review sites are biased if they only review sites that have affiliate programs and there are some review sites that are created to make money from affiliate programs regardless of quality....
Rajit25
05-20-2006, 10:22 PM
i think this website gives the greatest reviews
keep up the good work... :oops: :lol: :roll: :wink:
Jeppe
05-21-2006, 07:23 PM
i think this website gives the greatest reviews
keep up the good work... :oops: :lol: :roll: :wink:
Thanks man :D
Rajit25
05-21-2006, 08:40 PM
you are welcome...
:lol: :oops:
I agree! I purchased a membership in onlytease.com based on your review. The site is a total rip-off. The Victorias Secret catalog has more erotic pics than onlytease. Non nude fans shouldn't waste their money. Try Phil-Flash instead.
Rajit25
05-26-2006, 01:36 AM
thanks for your advice... advice is always welcome here as
this is a friendly forum... :oops: :lol: 8) :roll: :wink:
Rajit25
08-16-2006, 05:13 AM
i hope this is a friendly forum ?... :lol:
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