Monsters of Cock review

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First impression

When you enter the member's area, you have the graphic header (an incredibly cute girl next door sucking a cock that's bigger than her arm); a menu bar (with links for home, girls, updates, and lots of bonus sites, extra links to "friends"); a list of all of the scenes and a large photo of the most recent girl. There are, as of April 2006, some 127 episodes portraying girls sucking and fucking huge dicks. A few of the girls have repeat appearances, and some of these girls are also on Boob Squad (another sub-site of the mega-site). One minor drawback: since all scenes are on the home page, it takes a while for your computer to load all the photos (even on DSL). This can get frustrating but the wait is worth it.

Our opinion

These are amateur girls doing a normal porn sex scene (other than the big cock). They strip, suck, fuck, and eventually get cum on their faces (or elsewhere). The "hook" is that they all are anxious to try their pussies against the monsterous cocks.

The girls range from "girl next door super-cute" to "drop dead fashion model" with a couple of trashy sluts just because they wanted a shot at a monster. Most are teens but a couple could qualify as MILFs. Most are Anglo with a couple of black and latina girls tossed in for variety. Their hair ranges from blonde to brunette with a few redheads, and their tits vary from huge to tiny.

Photos include two types. There are a small number of high quality stills shot with a digital camera. These are usually posed shots but in some cases do cover the sex action. Quality is very good, with photo sizes of 600x800. There are also very good 480x640 screen captures of the sex action, and each girl comes with about 250 such photos (some have a lot more, a few have less). It can be a little confusing to switch back and forth between the two photo series, but both are fun to flip through. The undressing sequences are great. The annoying part of the screen caps is that many are very repetitive and only an expert can tell the difference between any two of a series of shots.

Videos are available in WMV and MPG. They will download or stream, and are of very good (near DVD) quality with clear sound and well lit. Following the action is never a problem because the Bang Bros are pros! All of the girls quickly get to the business of sucking and fucking. The videos are the place that you can actually see the personalities of the girls, as they laugh and joke and express shock (shock I tell you!) at the monsterous cocks they are here to fuck.

Navigation is workable in the Bang Bros network, and is consistent across all of the sites. You have a list of every woman on the front page. Click on a woman and you go to "her" page for a description of the scene, a dozen sample photos, and links to the videos, high quality stills, and screen caps (better than any others, you can actually see what's happening). Ask for videos and you get a choice of formats and file sizes. Most are offered as one huge WMV file or if you wish four smaller files in either WMV or MPG format. There is a list of smaller one-minute clips (usually about 30-40 of them). Ask for screen caps and you get them in batches of 50 in sequential order so you can follow the story if you didn't watch the video. Click on a photo and you get the photo, but (the one gripe I have) is you don't get arrows for next photo, previous photo, or back to menu. You have to either open each photo in a separate screen (so you can close it to see the menu again) or you have to use your back-arrow a lot.

The content is shot exclusively for Bang Bros by their own crews. The action includes interviews, stripping, spreading, sucking, fucking, and facials. A few of them take monster cocks up their tailpipes.

The site is updated with a new scene every Tuesday, and every girl is prettier than the one before. Except for the sluts, who are sluttier than the slut before.

Bonus sites include:
Big Mouthfuls (amateur cum swallowing, supposedly the best on the internet),
Bang Bros World Wide (the hottest girls around the world),
Fart Hammer (apparently, some guy who farts when he fucks girls),
Big Tits Round Asses (girls as aptly described get fucked),
Spring Break Spy Cam (girls fuck without knowing they're on camera),
Bang Bus (girls are picked up, stripped down, fucked silly, then left behind),
Mom's Anal Adventure (MILFs take it to the next level),
Tug Jobs (girls give handjobs and sometimes more),
Boob Squad (fucking girls with fucking huge tits, and tit-fucking them),
Bait Bus (stupid guys tricked into gay sex),
Ass Parade (girls with great butts get fucked, sometimes in the butt),
MILF Lessons (those hot moms know their stuff and show it off),
Mister Cameltoe (pants and panties folded into pussy cracks),
Ball Honeys (Latin and Asian girls get fucked).

Conclusion

This is classic porn, a few glamour photos, some stripping photos, and a lot of "fucking-sucking-facial" photos. You cringe to hear the screams as these monster cocks forever ruin the pussies of these delectable girls.

Prices

Credit card
3 day trial*: $4.95 (recurring at $39.95 per month)
1 month: $23.95 (recurring)

Online check
1 month: $24.95

A three-day trial is $4.95. A month of membership (not enough to see everything they have) is $23.95 by credit card and $24.95 by on-line check. You can use Visa, Mastercard, Discover, JCB, and some European cards.
*) Be careful on sign-up or you will end up with a short-term membership to an entirely different site which rebills at full price in three days.



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