Poke Her Face review

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First impression

The layout of this tour is nice; it has good sized thumbnails and a good description. However, I'm a bit confused about this site: is the premise the porn stars lose in a card game and have to suck a cock, or is this just a blow job site? I'm also not impressed with the quality of the trailers, but perhaps that's because the better quality videos and pictures are inside the members' area. I guess there's only one way to find out!

Our opinion

The members' area looks pretty much like the tour - nice sized thumbnails and a handy little description. Scroll down, and you'll see all the "poke her" episodes. Around 30 popular porn stars are featured here, including Courtney Cummz, Monica Sweetheart, Brittney Skye, Nikita Denise, Jayna Oso, August, and Gia Paloma. A couple episodes feature two porn stars playing with a cock. There's no menu, per se, just the episodes. I also can't tell if there are weekly updates, since there are no dates noted on the episodes. The only menu I see is a drop down menu where you can choose the three other bonus sites you want to enjoy.

Videos download or stream in Window Media for low bandwidth (16 MB) and high bandwidth (41 MB), as well as Quicktime video for low bandwidth (18 MB) and high bandwidth (74 MB). Some sets offer a medium bandwidth download at 85 MB (Windows Media) and 83 MB (Quicktime).

For high bandwidth, the screen opens to 640x480 pixels and 240x180 for the low bandwidth. The quality is really awful. The camera operator can't keep still, and the screen quality appears as if it's shot through some sort of haze or gauze. There's no clarity to the visuals at all. The videos can vary in length, but I'd say the average is around 16 poor quality minutes.

For the photos, you have a choice of "Browse Gallery" or "Download All." Gallery shots open to around 399x600 pixels and are pretty good quality. Too bad the videos can't have this kind of quality. Unfortunately, there's no way to really browse the gallery, since there are no thumbnails. They just open to the first picture, and then you have to arrow for the next picture. There's no way to browse all the posed photos to see if you'd like to take the time to open them to their full size. Plus, the full size here isn't all that big. The available screencaps are lousy quality because the video quality is so bad. They open to 640x425 pixels. There are around 30 photos for the posed galleries and around 200 screencaps.

I have to admit to some confusion over the premise of this site. I guess it's just a cock sucking site because I didn't see any card games. Maybe because some of the porn stars were framed in playing cards or the wording "Here at PokeHerFace.com, we gambled against some of the sexiest girls around... and we won. Our reward? These lovely ladies bent down, opened wide, and gobbled some big fat cock." made me think there'd be some strip poker or other kind of game like that. However, with the few videos I viewed, there weren't any games of chance. Instead, it was the very amateur camera man begging for a blow job and the porn stars give it to him.

The videos could be good because the porn stars featured here are some of the most popular. They suck cock for about 10 or so minutes, then the guy cums on their faces or breasts. But the poor quality of the videos really detracts from the site and the hotness of the porn stars. Quite frankly, it doesn't do them justice.

Conclusion

I think playing Solitaire with cards that have naked women on them would be more fun than Poke Her Face. It'd certainly be a lot cheaper! The quality of the videos is terrible. The posed photos are good quality, but they're on the small side, and viewing them isn't user friendly. There are plenty of other blow job sites out there, featuring the same porn stars that have much better quality videos and photos. I'd say stick with those sites. Don't gamble on this site, because it'll be a waste of your money.

Prices

$2.95/3 days, recurs at 30 day rate
$24.95/30 days, recurring
$49.95/90 days, recurs at 30 day rate

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