Celebs and Vintage review

Reviewed by Joseph, 2007-01-22
Categories: Celebrity, Softcore, Videos, Movies

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Review summary: Celebs & Vintage is a forum-based celebrity community, where you can request and share celebrity pictures and video clips. Lots of content, but can be hard to find if you are not familiar with the layout and quality is dependent on the scanner/capper.

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Intro promises

Celebs & Vintage is one of the largest, if not already the largest, archive featuring High Quality Nude Celebrity Movie Clips and Reviews.

Inside the member's area is one of the best online celebrity forums where C&V Imaging Artists post exclusively hard to find nude celebrity movies, scans, collages, and movie reviews.

C&V message board has reached over 80,000 messages. more than 100,000 clips have been posted over the past 2 years!

C&V has AT LEAST 5,000 searchable clips on its message board at any given time ... (We clear older posts continuously to free up space on our servers for the massive hourly updates).

C&V offers a permanent Movie Archive with indexes by actress and movie. These indexes lead to pages containing information about the movie, actress, and artist, plus thumbnail and large images from the clips, plus the clips themselves. Access to the clips is limited to members, but access to the Archive is FREE. This Permanent Archive also grows daily.

Inside C&V member's area there is a list of all the 100,000+ clips that have been posted along the years. This list is updated frequently and for you to request any clip you are seeking. Requests are usually granted within the same day.

C&V is a community based website, so if you are looking for something specific, with C&V you do not have to look for it alone. There are nice people here who will help you find it!! All we ask in return is to respect the community and be nice to them as they are to you.


Overall score:
Overall score: 7.0 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores
Content Quality:
Content quality: 7.0 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores
Speed:
Speed: 8.5 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores
Content vs. promised:
Content vs. promised: 8.0 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores
Price vs. content:
Price vs. content: 7.0 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores
Navigation:
Navigation: 6.0 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores
About our ratings

First impression

Celebs & Vintage isn’t your typical nude celebrity site. First off, it’s a message board, so all of its content is provided by its members. Second, Celebs & Vintage is updated hourly. Yes, hourly. Because the content on the site is posted by a number of members who frequent the message board at all hours of the day and night, there are constant uploads of new material. That’s the good news. The bad news is that you’ve probably seen most of this material for free on countless other sites that were much easier to navigate. Dang.


Our opinion

The members area of Celebs & Vintage houses two message boards (one for celebrity posts and one “off topic” board for XXX clips), a movie archive containing one thousand, two hundred and eighty-eight actors in three thousand, six hundred and sixteen clips and a number of “helpful links” to free downloads of various codecs and whatnot. (You will definitely need to consult the “helpful links” section in order to download most of these videos as they all come in a multitude of different formats, including AVI, WMV and MPEG.) There are over eight thousand messages on the boards, each one containing various movie clips and pics that members have gathered from all over the Internet. The Celebs & Vintage message board contains five thousand searchable clips at any given time, but it has a limit, thus older posts are continuously deleted to free up space on the site’s servers. (Older posts are removed after about two or three months.) Don’t fret if you missed any of the deleted posts — if you want an old movie that was posted ages ago and is no longer on the board, you can simply request a repost and the movie will be posted again within the day. (To find out what’s been posted and removed, simply consult the extensive and frequently updated list of previously posted clips in the members area.) More than one hundred thousand clips have been posted over the past two years on the boards.

Unfortunately, a lot of the pictures and videos on the message boards aren’t that great — the quality of each post’s clips and pictures really depends on the material’s original source (if the video was originally download from an especially shitty site, then the video will also be shitty). Granted, a lot of these posters are sticklers for high quality scans, but many are not. Worst of all, I saw tons of fakes and many, many candid pics which showed absolutely no skin whatsoever. Hey, guy, I’m not a fan of Sheryl Crow’s music, so I don’t want to see photos of her playing the guitar, okay? Also, if I want to see pictures from Avril Lavigne’s recent wedding, I’ll buy a copy of People magazine and skip trolling a porn site for ‘em. You dig? I don’t want to see promotional photos of Scarlett Johansson taken on the set of her latest movie, I want to see shots of her with her shirt off! Is that so much to ask for?

The layout of Celebs & Vintage is somewhat disorienting at first — this is definitely the most cluttered Internet message board I’ve ever seen. Finding what you want in the messages could easily turn into a nightmare if you’re not a patient person with an excess of free time on your hands — be prepared to spend an inordinate amount of time haphazardly searching through reams of posts in the hopes of coming across something that tickles your fancy. Put simply, the randomness of Celebs & Vintage can be very frustrating, especially if the idea of wading through post after post about women you’ve never heard of in order to find pictures of Courtney Cox you’ve already seen elsewhere doesn’t sound like a fun time to you.


Conclusion

Celebs & Vintage is a mixed bag. If you’re looking for a community that will embrace you and your love of Lindsay Lohan bikini pics, then Celebs & Vintage is the place for you. However, if you’re looking for consistent supply of high quality scans and clips of naked celebrities, then you may want to look elsewhere. Celebs & Vintage is a great place to mingle with other nude celebrity fans, but it’s oftentimes hit-or-miss when it comes to providing quality masturbation fodder.


Prices

$4.95 for 3 days
$19.95 for 30 days until cancelled.
$44.95 for 90 days.
$59.95 for 180 days.
$89.95 for 365 days.

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