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Reviewed by Joseph, 2007-09-05
Categories: Celebrity, Softcore
Visit Celebs Caught Out
| Review summary: Celebs Caught Out contains basically the standard celebrity content, but they are especially proud of their paparazzi pictures. And while there is a lot of paparazzi content in good quality, it is a little unclear how often new content is added. |
It seems like every pornographer and his grandmother has started up his or her own nude celebrity site. And, having reviewed so many of these sites, I can tell you from experience that it is often virtually impossible to distinguish one nude celebrity site from another — they all have roughly the same exact content on ‘em. With that in mind, it is clear that the only way to differentiate between all these sites peddling photos and videos featuring the naked flesh of famous folks is to judge them all by the quality of their content; in other words, it is best to refrain from grading these sites based on their quantity of their photos and videos (again, they all have roughly the same content), but to grade them instead on quality. In that respect, Celebs Caught out, which is not a site that outs secretly gay celebrities (did I just hear Ryan Seacrest breathe a sigh of relief?), rises high above the pack. Though Celebs Caught out probably doesn’t have any exclusive content in its archive, it is slathered with incredibly high quality paparazzi pics of your favorite celebs doing really stupid shit, like sunbathing topless and stumbling out of limos sans underpants, which should give it an edge on the competition.
As explicitly stated earlier, nearly all content found on naked celeb sites is nonexclusive and Celebs Caught out is no exception to that rule; in fact, I think the content on Celebs Caught out mirrors the content found on something called Celebs Unzipped, which may be owned by the same people who own Celebs Caught out. Anyway, the members area of Celebs Caught out showcases the latest updates to the site, the most popular celebrity scandals of all time and links to other areas of note, including celebrity galleries, celebrity videos, famous movie scenes, porn star content, video feeds, a sex shop and bonus material, which consists of personals, erotic stories, galleries, live cams XXX videos and adult games (sadly, Virtual Naked Twister is not one of them, maybe because it doesn’t actually exist… yet… I’ve got my people working on a prototype as we speak, or, rather, as I type…). I have no idea how often the members area is updated as none of the content found in it is date stamped. Hey, I’m not a fucking mind reader here, people! Or am I…? You’re thinking that I’m probably not a mind reader…am I right?
Like most nude celebrity sites, the bulk of the content on Celebs Caught out consists of photos culled from various sites on the Internet. Now most of these photos vary in quality (they do come from many different sources, after all), but I think it’s fair to say that most of these pics are at least average-resolution. But Celebs Caught out really excels in its vast collection of paparazzi shots — for the most part, these photos are fucking huge and look fucking great. Granted, I’ve seen many of these shots elsewhere, but they didn’t look nearly as big and impressive as the versions found on Celebs Caught out. I really can’t rave enough about these paparazzi shots.
But Celebs Caught out isn’t just paparazzi shots and screen captures from music videos, oh no, the site also offers plenty of video content to go along with all that photo content. Again, quality varies as all of these videos come from other sites. Also, videos are available for download in a shit-ton of different formats, from common formats like WMV and MPEG to more obscure formats like AVI. Personally, I thought the MPEGs were a little clunky (a few of ‘em crashed my browser) and I wished all of the videos were WMV files and AVI files, but we can’t have everything we wish for, can we? Anyway, the selection of videos on Celebs Caught out is really good, particularly with regards to the celebrity sex tapes. Hell, I even saw the infamous Fred Durst and Dustin “Screech from Saved by the Bell” Diamond videos, not that I wanted to see either of those gentlemen being pleasured.
Like all naked celeb sites, fake nudes abound on Celebs Caught out. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it: Gwen Stefani has never posed nude. But, hey, this is just par for the course, right? The bonus material on Celebs Caught out didn’t have any celebrity content in it, so I ignored it like it was the sound of my old lady’s biological clock ticking. (Confession: I do not have an old lady. Hey, I review porn for a living — what kind of woman would put up with a creep like me?! A woman with very low self-esteem. If you are such a woman or know a woman who fits that description, get in touch!) For what it’s worth, there’s a lot of generic bonus content available for download, including six video feeds.
With a respectable collection of decent quality nonexclusive content, Celebs Caught out is a solid nude celebrity site. In fact, Celebs Caught out is one of the better nude celebrity sites I’ve seen lately (and I’ve seen plenty lately). If you’re looking for your nude celeb fix, don’t get caught joining any other nude celeb site!
$39.99 a month
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