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Reviewed by Tamesin, 2007-12-05
Categories: Fetish, Hardcore, Videos, Movies, Pornstar
Visit Fucking Machine 1000
| Review summary: Fucking Machine 1000 features about 30 scenes where pornstars are fucked by a machine. The quality of the videos is good, however since this site is part of a big site network, you could have hoped for more focus on this particular fetish. |
- 100% exclusive content
- Updated weekly
- 1.91 terabytes of downloadable videos
- 12,000+ scenes, 2,300+ DVDs, almost 5,000 hours
- Over 40 categories of videos
- Razor sharp video quality
- DVD Titles added daily in various formats
- Porn star database of over 5400 models
- Simple navigation
- 112 exclusive reality sites
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Fucking Machine 1000 claims to be the "best pussy-pumping piston action on the planet." There are several nicely laid out dildo drilling scenes invading ladies who appear to be really enjoy themselves. I'm sure I'll be hearing a lot of moans above the buzz buzzing of these battery buggering devices.
There's a lot going on as soon as you enter Fucking Machine 1000. First of all, the navigation menu is along the top, and includes Latest Updates, Featured Series, Videos, Pictures, Model Index, Live Girls, and Bonus Sites. In the middle of the home page, those same links are available, as well as a description of it. "Latest Updates" includes the most recent daily updates. These show the past couple days' updates, as well as what's coming up in the next few days. There are a lot of updates, between 9-24, added a day. However, most of these updates have nothing to do with this particular site, but rather what's included from all the bonus sites.
"Featured Series" is a higlight of some of the hottest fucking machine scenes. Of course, "Videos," "Pictures," "Model Index" and "Bonus Sites" are self explanatory. Along the left side are thumbnails to New Featured Scenes, and along the right, thumbnails to the Most Popular Scenes. Site statistics state there are over 12,000 videos, over 2,300 DVDs, almost 2.7 million pictures (wow), over 100 bonus sites, and over 3,800 hours of videos. Okay! This sure is a weighty site, probably so weighty you'd need a machine to pick it up. (Okay, bad pun. Let me scurry to the good stuff).
Since I want to see fucking machines, I headed to "Featured Series." Here, you can stream or download the 30 scenes. You can download in iPod, WMV, and Xvid (High Quality AVI). They play in a 480x360 (1.07 Mbps) good quality screen. The ones I viewed were around the 18 minute range. You'll also find high-rez still captures of the action. They open to around 720x576 pixels. I notice that these fucking machine videos aren't updated weekly - as promised in the tour. There's a month with no updates between September and October. Looking back further at the dates, the pattern seems to be an update every day for a few days, and then no updates for a month.
The videos usually start out with a slow thrusting of the machine dildo. Often there's a slow machine mouth pumping, then the machine gets faster. The models then bend over or lay down and get the fucking machine right between their legs. There are the usual porn babes with shaved pussies and fake boobs, but there's also women with natural boobs and bush in here. That's refreshing to see. What's also refreshing to see are the slow orgasms building up as these machines relentlessly pound these babes. The women start to writhe around, and their faces contort. The sound is very good in these videos, so you'll hear all the hard breathing, gasps and groans as these women climax. For your further enjoyment, there are a lot of close ups of these drilling machines relentlessly thrusting in and out. Something to note is that there is some weird editing on these videos (and the photos which go along with them) that go into a technicolor negative type of screen. It's kind of annoying.
Moving away from this particular site, "Videos" links you to 32 insertion scenes that don't have anything to do with fucking machines. Rather, these are videos of extreme penetration that are not operated by battery. Just like "Videos," when you click on "Pictures," you won't find anything to do with with fucking machines. You have choices of High Res Galleries (almost 2,800 of them), Screencap Galleries (1,800), and All Categories. The first two galleries options have to do with insertion. You can get even more specific in your tastes by looking for Food, Sex Toys, or Misc Insertions. All Categories leads you to everything within this site. The niches range from Anal/Ass to Voyeur. There are even some specialized categories, such as Anime/Cartoon, CFNM, Goth/Punk, and Pregnant.
Some of the pictures are from screen caps and some are high resolution galleries. They are pretty good quality either way. They open to 720x576 and are pretty big for galleries. The ones I viewed contained over 100 pictures. There is no slide show or zip download option, though. Some of the galleries have a video to go with it. You have the option of playing the video or viewing the DVD. Here, you can set the video quality as Low, Med, and High. You can also download in Medium (512 kbps) or High (1024 kbps)
The "Model Index" is arranged alphabetically by first name, with good sized thumbnails for each model. There are over 30 and contain such luminaries as Gia Paloma, Hillary Scott, Eva DeVine, as well as unknowns. I don't know where the tour promised "Porn star database" of over 5400 models is at. You can search this small index by ethnicity, age, hair color, boob size, and weight. "Bonus Sites" are arranged by niche, which is nice. You can go quickly to just what you want to see.
While the 30 fucking machine scenes within Fucking Machine 1000 are very good, I'm not all that impressed with this paysite. I've seen other fucking machine sites that have a lot more content and are more regularly updated.
True, there is a lot of content within this site, but most of it has nothing to do with power operated devices. I also didn't find the navigation all that easy. It would be nice if they just focused the main navigation on the fucking machines, and have the bonus sites more delineated.
If you want just a general porn site that offers many different categories, you may like this site. However, people join a fucking machine site to see just that, and there's not much of that here.
$19.95/30 days, recurring
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