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Reviewed by Tamesin, 2008-04-07
Categories: Fetish, Butts, Pornstar, Hardcore, Videos, Movies
Visit Sit on My Face Movies
| Review summary: Sit on My Face Movies was a disappointment. It consists of 30 movie scenes from mostly 'Pussyman' movies which contains only some face sitting action. Updates are rare and not consistent. Together with a high price and only average movie quality, face sitting fans will surely be disappointed. |
- Huge collection of face sitting and smothering videos
- HQ videos
- Hi-res photo sets
- Fast downloads
- Facesitting and smothering illustrated stories
- Regular updates
- Bonuses
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Well, there certainly are a lot of thick and curvy asses doing the face sit on plenty o' faces on the tour of Sit on My Face. Don't forget to breathe when you go through the tour! You can't help but hold your breath to all this smothering. As it states on the tour, there's a: "Huge collection of best ever on the web face sitting and smother HQ videos and hi-res photo sets." Let's hope the paysite lives up to the tour promises!
As soon as you enter Sit on My Face Movies, you see the latest movie and picture gallery. The dates aren't very impressive; the last added movie was about about a week ago, but the last added picture gallery was about four months ago! Maybe the webmasters have someone sitting on their faces so they can't do the updates? Below that are the menu choices of Movies, Galleries, Stories, DVD Store, and Cancel. Stories takes you to another site with FemDom stories. There are almost 40 digitally illustrated femdom stories, with the last one uploaded in January, 2007. There's also links to other paysites they're trying to sell you on.
There doesn't seem to be a set pattern to when this site is updated. The last few updates are: Apr. 04; Mar. 18 and 02; Feb. 15; Jan. 20; Dec. 25. Before that, the time between updates wasn't so long.
The 30 videos come in high quality (640x480, 2000 kbit/sec, 331.17 Mb) or low quality (320x240, 512 kbit/sec, 85.99 Mb). What a pleasant surprise to find that the high quality movies I watched played in a bigger screen than what is noted: 720x480. I wouldn't call these movies HD quality; they're just decent to me, even a little on the grainy side. Full screen mode diminishes quality even more. The videos are anywhere from a few minutes long to over 20 minutes. I'd say the average is around 12 minutes. Downloading is exceedingly slow, so go check out the pictures while you wait for one video to download.
There are screenshots to every episode, but they don't open to bigger pictures. They're only 200x150 pixels. There are around 200 of them.
If you want to see bigger pictures, click on Galleries. Here you'll find 21 galleries, filled with bigger pictures from the videos. These open to 1280x960 pixels and run the range from blurry to very good quality. The unfortunate thing about some of these galleries (Olivia Saint, Olivia O'Lovely, and probably more) is that the thumbnails don't depict what pictures you'll see when you click on them. They're totally different pictures, which is very amateur for a web designer. Some galleries don't even show facesitting, just hardcore porn. There are between 26-155 pictures in each gallery; I'd say the average is around 50. There's no zip download option, but considering the low quality of these pictures, you probably wouldn't want to save them anyway.
I found these scenes to be hardcore porn with some face sitting thrown in. Most seem to be from the 'Pussyman' series and show maybe just a wee bit more face sitting than the average porn movie. When they did show face sitting, the were plenty of closeups, and you could definitely see the guy's tongue working. Some may not consider these face sitting, however, since the guy's face should be covered. At any rate, there were closeups, though they were rather blurry and grainy. In one movie I saw, out of the 21 minutes, there was maybe 3 minutes of face sitting and oral sex. I decided to time the face sitting in the next video I watched, which was "Jana Cova and Joelean Lesbian facesitting and Toys Play." Out of the almost 18 minutes of video, there was absolutely no facesitting, not even for a second. It was mainly lesbian oral, digital, and toy playing.
Whoever put together Sit on My Face Movies is obviously suffering from oxygen deprivation from having too much booty on his or his face. The site isn't updated regularly; videos are only added about every 2 weeks and it's been four months for galleries since the last updates. The gallery thumbnails don't always coincide with the actual pictures, and a lot of the photos are blurry. Downloading takes a very long time, and there's just as much focus on hardcore porn as there is on face sitting.
I don't know where the "Huge collection of best ever on the web face sitting and smother HQ videos and hi-res photo sets" are at, but it sure ain't in Sit on My Face Movies. There are plenty of other general BDSM sites that show more face sitting than this so-called face sitting niche site.
$29.95/30 days, recurring
$59.95/90 days, non-recurring
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