TDF Girls review

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First impression

TDF Girls are to die for! No, really, “TDF” stands for “to die for.” This website, which was just launched this month, is the work of “a couple of guys from the north of England with a passion for pussy” and it is updated five times a week; not only that, but the webmasters add new girls to die for weekly to TDF Girls, which mostly features amateur babes from the UK.

If TDF Girls were a hardcore site, I’d say these girls put the “cock” in “cockney.” Alas, this is not a hardcore site, thus I will have to save that zinger for a review of another site starring British babes. Sigh.

Our opinion

I read a review of this site that referred to the members area as the protected zone, thus I will be referring to the members area as the protected zone from here on out (incidentally, I call my cock the protected zone whenever I put a condom on it). At the top of the protected zone you will see a menu bar containing the main links for the navigation of the site, which are home, pictures, videos, models and ratings. Scroll down and you will discover the site’s new pictures, new videos, top rated girls and upcoming updates. At the very bottom of the page you have the menu bar from the top of the page again, thus you won’t have to scroll back up to access the main navigational links. And that’s the protected area in a nutshell — obviously, it’s a cinch to navigate.

Currently, there are eleven girls to die for on TDF Girls. Click a model that you’d die for and you’ll be taken to her personal page, which includes a brief biographical sketch (her name, age, breast size, etc.), her picture sets and her videos. Each photoset and video comes equipped with a preview image linked to the actual gallery or video, thus you’ll never be left in a lurch by TDF Girls. The models are shown stripping, posing, masturbating, working on their tax returns (just wanted to see if you were paying attention) and occasionally diddling each other with dildos and tongues.

There are seventy-four photo galleries on TDF Girls at the press time. Each gallery lets you choose the size (small, medium or large) that you want to view the thumbnails in. Photos can be viewed one at a time or in a slideshow and full photosets can be downloaded in conveniently zipped files. The photos on TDF Girls are definitely high-resolution as promised — these fuckers are gigantic, like my ex-girlfriend’s ass, and clear, unlike my ex-girlfriend’s skin. Each gallery contains an average of one hundred dazzling photos. I really can’t overstate how awesome these photos are — you outdid yourself, TDF Girls.

There are fourteen videos on TDF Girls at the present time. The full-length videos are roughly twenty minutes long and are available for download in the Windows Media and DivX formats. All videos are high definition and look great. Best of all, no DRM, so all the videos you download are yours to keep forever (or at least until your significant other finds them and deletes them offa the hard drive out of spite).

There are no bonus sites or extras, but you don’t really need any of that shit when you’ve got content this impressive on the actual site you’re joining. However, it should be noted that TDF Girls is owned by Up Yours Media, which also runs Bonnie’s Bump, Faith Exposed and Heidi’s Expecting, so it’s not like these guys don’t have any other sites that they could offer as bonuses… And, you know, both Bonnie’s Bump and Faith Exposed come with bonus sites… I’m just saying…

Conclusion

Mark my words: TDF Girls will be a giant in the world of online smut after it’s had a few months to accumulate more exclusive material. And, hey, some bonus sites wouldn’t hurt either, though they aren’t exactly necessary — TDF Girls is the shit with or without bonus content, plain and simple. In short, I would die for TDF Girls; hell, I might even be willing to kill for this site.

Prices

Monthly: $34.99 (recurring)

Credit card billing handled by Paycom. Extra payment option: online check.



Preview gallery: Check out the free preview pictures provided by TDF Girls

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