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First impression

Xisty is “where your dreams have become reality,” which is a terrifying thought for yours truly as I often dream of nuclear holocaust; I guess Xisty can more accurately be described as the place “where all of your non-holocaust-related dreams have become reality, especially if you dream of really hot European babes taking their clothes off.” The “delicious” girls of Xisty are shot (with cameras not guns, thank goodness!) in exotic locations like Budapest, Prague, Spain and Brazil by the site’s professional photographer, who does a hell of a job of capturing these stunners’ stunning beauty. The makers of Xisty search far and wide for the world’s most dazzling babes and the site puts the spotlight on a brand new model each month. Not only does Xisty put the spotlight on these hotties as they strip finger-bang themselves silly, but they also film them fucking Eurotrash (welcome to my world, sweet ladies of Xisty!) and engaging in wacky homosexual activities like clam-lapping and pussy-play. If the leaders of the free world spent more time looking at Xisty and less time bickering amongst themselves, I bet they’d forget all about those weapons of mass destruction and give peace a chance. You might say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one…

Our opinion

As of late February 2007, there are one hundred and twelve models in six hundred and one photosets and two hundred and six videos on Xisty, which is updated every day with one new high-resolution photoset and each weekend with two new videos (one on Saturday and one on Sunday). Navigation on Xisty is a cinch and the members area displays everything you’ll need in one convenient spot, including a model selector, the latest updates, the top ten most popular Xisty girls, the top five high-resolution photosets and the top four videos. Each page on Xisty has a menu bar at the side of the page as well as one at the bottom on the page which provides links to updates, models, favorites, photos, videos, super ZIP files filled with three thousand pixel super-sized photos, wallpapers, support and links to sites recommended by Xisty.

A good place to start on your maiden voyage through Xisty might be the models section, where you can view content by model. If you find a model you love, check the bottom of her homepage for similar models. You may also wish to browse members’ favorites by clicking favorites. Whatever.

The single photographer employed by Xisty shoots some amazing photographs of Xisty’s beauties; this guy is so good, in fact, that I want him to photograph my wedding (if they ever legalize gay marriage in this state, anyway)! The photos on Xisty are so big and clear that you can actually see the tiny blonde hairs on the girls’ legs! Hell, I even saw a pimple on one girl’s ass! Now that’s clarity, my fine-featured friends! Each gallery on Xisty is filled with one hundred to two hundred gigantic photos that can be viewed in a slideshow, peeped one at a time or downloaded in a single ZIP file. Members also have the option of downloading the high quality pics in two sizes. And then there are those super ZIP sets, which are even bigger than the regular photos on Xisty, which are already quite large. In short, the photos on Xisty are fucking astonishing.

The videos on Xisty can be streamed or downloaded in Windows Media and are cut up into four clips for easier download, though they can also be downloaded and streamed as full movies. There is no DRM protection on Xisty’s movies, so you can download as many as you want and start your own personal archive. Videos on Xisty average about twenty minutes in length and come equipped with screen captures that aren’t that much to look at, though they will help you decide which videos to download first. Most of the videos on Xisty depict solo masturbation, but there are also a number of hardcore clips as well. The videos look just as impressive as the photos, all big and clear, like a glass water tower full of Crystal Pepsi.

Conclusion

A membership to Xisty won’t put your fears of an impending nuclear holocaust to rest, but it will make you very, very horny, which may make you forget about the fact that the world could be eradicated by man in the blink of an eye, at least for a few minutes. The Cold War may be over and the nuclear arms race may have slowed to a crawl, but that doesn’t mean that total annihilation isn’t just around the corner, guy. My advice? Live your meaningless life to its fullest by joining Xisty today and tossing off a few loads before some jackass pushes the button and nuclear death rains down from the sky.

Prices

Monthly: $24.95 (recurring)
Multi-Mo: $59.95 (3 months, non-recurring)

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