Euro Fuck Trip review

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First impression

The intro page and tour show off lots of 2 girl/1 guy stuff and, even if you don't believe the "I went to Europe and all these girls agreed to fuck me on camera!" story they pruport, the stuff looks to be of very good quality and the girls very hot. The layout has that professional-but-canned look that's getting pretty popular with what I like to call "megaports"- large networks of sites that create a ton of content and split it up into seperate theme sites. There's nothing wrong with megaports, per se, as they allow a great deal of content, but I'd prefer something with a little more of a personal touch.

As I said, though, the content and layout look nice and I'm anxious to see if they've got the consistency I'm looking for.

Our opinion

The main page has a common megaport style of listing all the bonus sites right up top. You scan down and get a very smooth and intuitive layout of the 7 most recent updates (with dates- a rarity these days). The 7 newest don't get thumbnails, but you scroll down a bit more and find all the sets are listed with thumbs down there. There are only 14 sets right now, with updates coming weekly.... or not. The last update was about 3 months ago. Again, another common megaport problem. I sure hope the bonus sites have been updated more frequently, or there will be a lot of upset members who paid for 3 worthless months. The next "scheduled" update even was 3 months ago. This is kind of like finding an ancient city covered by the ash of a volcano explosion... it's almost as if there are people still living here.

Clicking on the Videos link of a thumbnail brings up a popup displaying a thumbnail for each clip (there are usually around 6). There are 5 different formats for each clip: a Cable and DSL in both Real and Windows Media formats, and then a Cable for the MPEG as well. The Windows Media DSL format is a small, but viewable 320x240 resolution at a 328kbps bitrate that's very pixelated at full screen, as expected and the Real Media DSL is about the same quality but at a larger natural size.

The Cable version of the WMV is 400x320 and at a 690kbps bitrate, and the Real Video version again is about the same. These both look much smoother when blown up. The MPEG version is 350x240 naturally but, in my opinion, looks worse than the Cable versions when blown up even though it has a larger filesize. I wouldn't call any of these formats "DVD quality" as the site advertises, but at least the girls have accents so I can assume they're actually European and the movies are all downloadable as advertised. The pictures look to be pretty standard-quality digital photos at about 530x800 resolution, but at least that's better than just video stills.

The movies and pictures are the only content on this site other than the links to the bonus sites, all with niche-related content cleverly inserted into their titles (Rectal Rooter, Milk My Cock, Yank My Crank, etc.) and similarly laid out videos and pictures or similar quality to those found here.

Conclusion

If it weren't for the bonus material on this site, I would wonder why they thought they could get away with charging for it at all. Not updating in 7 months is not exactly what I'd call a good business move and the content is pretty standard in both quality and subject. I'm extremely disappointed with everything except the average quality of this site. The navigation and server speed are all just fine as well, but the lack of updates for so long are reason enough to stay away, even if a membership to a decent site like CollegeFuckFest is included. Go to that site and sign up there, then you won't feel bad about throwing your money away.

Prices

Credit Card

One month: $29.95
Three months: $59.95

Phone

One month: $34.95

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