The Pussy Licker Review

Score 60.0 /100
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About Our Ratings

Intro promises

- Fast downloads
- High DVD quality full movies
- All videos are downloadable
- Weekly updates
- Bonus access to 6 other sites

First impression

The self-proclaimed best pussy licker in the world goes around licking hot women's pussies and making them moan with pleasure. This is definitely a type of site you don't see much of - a man dedicating his tongue to what's between a woman's legs. If you love watching cunnilingus and can't find enough of it in other porn sites, this just may be the site for you.

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Our opinion

When you first enter, you're taken to the network of bonus sites. To find the site you want, simply click on it from the Site List located on the left. The rest of the home page is very easy to navigate, with thumbnails of what's coming up, featured video, and the latest updates amongst the bonus sites. The updates are regular throughout the network, with something new added a few times a week. There's also a keyword search or a drop down menu of around 20 categories, ranging from amateur to threesomes, if there's something in particular you're looking for.

Once you get inside The Pussy Licker, the navigation is also very simple. That's because the updates are presented in good sized thumbnails, and that's basically all there is. You can browse alphabetically by the model's name, but since there's not much content in here, it's be quicker to just look at the dozen episodes to see if your favorite model is in here. There's no real huge names in the porn business, but there are some very sexy women in here, with their legs eagerly spread to The Pussy Licker.

As I mentioned above, there's not much content in here; there are only 12 episodes. I understand if when a site is new, it won't have much content; however, at the time of this review, there hasn't been a new update for about 6 weeks. The nearest update before that was about 3 weeks previously. Based on this uploading schedule, I don't hold out much hope that this site will be updated regularly, if at all. They did all their uploading on one day, and then uploaded one more episode 3 weeks after. That's all, folks. Maybe The Pussy Licker strained a tongue muscle and has to take a rest - for who knows how long.

You can stream in Flash or download in MPG format for low or high quality (although some scenes come in WMV format instead). There's even a download option for your iPod. The videos are between 10 minutes to 20 minutes in length and open to a 640x480 sized screen. The quality is decent enough, but oftentimes there's some blurriness to the close ups. The camera unfortunately moves around constantly - it's almost like the camera guy is trying to shoot a music video with constant movement - this makes it very hard to get a good view of the action which is a great shame.

The photos open to 1024x768 pixels and are generally pretty good in quality. Some pictures are very clear, while others almost look like screenshots. The galleries usually have at least 100 pictures, some with well over 100. Oddly enough, many of the galleries have a few pictures of just the pussy licker posing by himself. There's no zip download option, by the way.

The first video I watched opened to a woman, fully clothed, writhing around on a sofa for no apparent reason. The camera operator was apparently writhing around, too, because the camera was jerking all over. (Maybe the pussy licker was doing something to the camera operator)! The camera continued to swing all over throughout the video, which was disconcerting. The focus wasn't all that clear at times, either; it certainly wasn't what I would call the DVD quality that was promised on the tour.

I was also disappointed at how little pussy licking there was in the videos I watched. I'd say at least half, and in some cases way more than half, of the footage was dedicated to finger fucking. (Even fisting was shown). People who are fans of pussy licking are apt to be disappointed at such little coverage of cunnilingus in a site that's supposedly dedicated to it.

At times, the pussy licker and the porn model seemed more concerned about where his pussy licker hat was than about the action. Likewise, the camera man liked to focus on the pussy licker's t-shirt a lot, which I found odd. Yes, we know what site we're at; we don't need any more advertising!

On the plus side, there's definitely a lot of pink shown. That's mainly due to the pussy licker's fingers spreading the porn model's pussy lips and then thrusting his fingers inside. Some of the videos showed a lot of passion, while others seemed more clinical. I did like all the acrobatic ways that the pussy licker got his tongue to the sweet spot. Men could definitely learn a thing or two about pussy licking from this man. The drawbacks to the site (as mentioned above), however, outweigh these pluses.

Conclusion

I'm not impressed with The Pussy Licker. There's very little content in here, and it hasn't been updated in almost two months. Before that, 99% of the updates were uploaded on one day - 3 weeks previous to the last update. I don't know if this site has been abandoned or the Pussy Licker's tongue (or more likely fingers) have been put out of commission.

Whatever it is, there's not enough content in here to justify paying for the high membership price. However, if you really have your cock set on some of the other bonus sites you get with your membership, then it might be worth the price of admission. But considering there are plenty of other quality sites on the net that respect their members enough to update regularly, I'd pass on The Pussy Licker.

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