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Squirters Paradise review


 Reviewed by Melissa, 2005-11-16
 Categories: Squirting, Amateur, Movies, Videos

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Review summary: Squirters Paradise holds amateurs in a fetish situation. They bring you female ejaculation through the images, videos and also stories.

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Intro Promises

Squirters Paradise has an introduction page full of promises, images and wetness. They say it’s one of the internet’s premier female ejaculation websites. I do hope these girls invest in some rubber sheets, if not, they do a lot of laundry because everything is becoming sexily saturated here. There is the promise that this site caters to the phenomenon of squirters, and is loaded with video clips, pictures and stories. Now see, I’m the reading type, so the fact that there are stories on this website gives me an immediate thumbs up, but do you enjoy looking at the pictures more?


Overall score:
Overall score: 6.0 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores

Content Quality:
Content quality: 6.0 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores

Speed:
Speed: 6.0 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores

Content vs. promised:
Content vs. promised: 6.0 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores

Price vs. content:
Price vs. content: 6.0 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores

Navigation:
Navigation: 5.0 out of 10 - click to read about the review scores
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First Impression

My first impression of Squirters Paradise when I opened it up was, “Ok, a lot of images jumping out from here and there, text nestled between…” which means you just need to focus and then follow slowly where your eyes land, there is a lot to be seen. It looks as if updates are done every few days, which is nice, we wouldn’t want anything to dry up before the new stuff has a chance to moisturize our minds. There are warnings about the content of this website, but do people really think twice about going in, or does that just entice them to go in twice as fast?


  

Our Opinion

Well, I don’t generally do this, but I’m going to start off the opinion with a complaint. When opening up the member’s area, you’ll be greeted with pages split into frames that were not well thought out. You have to scroll back and forth to get the full text and then lose what proceeds it, making you have to go back and forth. This would not have been my choice of lay-out, the promises seem to offer a ton of content, so why make it confusing? I guess we’ll see how the promises pan out.

I will give Kudos to this website for their personal touches of making sure you can view and enjoy the content found here. The featured, “Gush of the month” is a long clip they say of a beautiful redhead squirting her cum all over the place. The length is, 14:25 minutes, file size is 158 MB, and the format is WMV/MPEG. Directly beneath this advertised adventure is a trouble shooting blog, explaining that to get the best performance from this site you should save the video clips to your hard drive first, but, should you still have further problems or questions, there is not just an email address, but also contact screen names for you to reach the soppy support team at, Yahoo Instant Messenger, AOL Messenger and also ICQ. Nice touch folks, I like it that they take that extra care in assuring your visit here to be one you will enjoy and not be discouraged with.

You are definitely going to need a snorkel if you plan on spending any time between the legs of these ladies. Good grief, they project with enough power to put out that fire between your legs for sure! It’s straight up in the air, over their heads, over your head and over the top with wetness. You’ll want to put a bounty on these girls... no, not a price on their heads, I’m talking a roll of the quicker picker upper!

I won’t give a tight A+ for the images on this site, they are good, but in regards to the subjects they’re working with, they could have really made something spectacular out of this topic. The thumbnails weigh in at the size of, 199x150, and then enlarged you get, 704x576 pixels. The sizes aren’t bad, but I would have liked to see a little better clarity and also maybe some different angle shots than what was used. But I guess that depends on who was doing the filming. The images seem to be public domain content not original nor exclusive to this site. There are about 10 galleries of shots, with 12 images per folder for your enjoyment.

When you click on the video link, instead of having the videos laid out, you’ll find in the left handed frame the names of models that you choose to watch the clips. They are alphabetized and then go down to miscellaneous. I found 39 girls to be listed here, and the one I chose to check out first is a lady that goes by Miss Puddles. Appropriate don’t you think? Clicking on her name the page changes to a bit of a generic looking layout, no graphics, nothing to entice you, just dates of when the clips were entered and then the clip links themselves. The bits that I watched came out to roughly 1:22 in time, but many are in increments of mere seconds, so you can set your lotion amount accordingly. Alisha Klass for example, had some images to accompany her clips, with more information than Miss Puddles offered, such as, her first clip is, 5.08 MB in size. As promised, the formats available are indeed, WMV and MPEG.

There is a link under main menu items called, VCD, when I clicked on it, there was a nice surprise waiting. These are VCD compliant MPEG’s, you can download them, burn them onto a blank CD, and then watch them on your television. The information about this feature that is offered says; Tip: A download manager can be a very helpful tool when downloading large files such as these. Clip properties: MPEG files, 24 Bits, 352x240, 29.97 fps, (Video CD-NTSC), Video data rate 1123 Kbps, Audio Data Rate, 224 Kbps, and Layer 2, 44.1 kHz, Stereo. Now for you technical people I’m sure you understand exactly what that means.

There is an offer on this website to “Squirt for Cash!” Which means if you can cum with enough force to drench the lens, then they want you to make a home movie and send it to them. They offer a negotiable amount of $400 as payment and there is no wardrobe or acting lessons needed, just your victory of wetness. There is a link provided as well to teach women how to squirt. You won’t mind the homework for these lessons!


  

Conclusion

The promises made on the introduction page pretty well panned out through the membership area. There is a nice amount of content here and these ladies do know how to send a fountain high into the air. I was a bit disappointed in the website layout itself, it just wasn’t easily navigated and it looked rough, like it had been put together as a first project for someone. But, it all worked out in the end, the content was there, available and enjoyable.


  

Prices

$15.00 per month (recurring)
$40.00 for 3 months (non-recurring)

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