Yappo Review

Intro promises

Over 32,000 movies from 750 studios. Pennies per minute!

First impression

Shut yer yapper and I will tell you about Yappo! Yappo’s tagline is “adult movies on your terms,” meaning you download and watch whatever you want to see from the movies found on this video-on-demand site, you know, on your own terms.

To become a Yappo member and get access to thousands of adult movies, you buy minutes via credit card, check or phone. Following your purchase, you will be able to log into Yappo and search for the movie you would like to view; you can stream or download this movie of your desire once you have found it. You can also pay a flat rental fee to download said movie to your hard drive and keep it there for seven or thirty days (obviously, these rental movies are protected by DRM). And that’s about it. Oh, and there’s also a gay version of Yappo, but it works roughly the same as the straight version, so we’ll focus our energies on the hetero Yappo.

Pricing

Our opinion

Yappo has an extremely impressive selection of movies. In fact, there are over one hundred different niches to choose from, like, oh, I dunno, 18 & Legal, Amateur, Anal, Anilingus, Animated, Asian, Ass to Mouth, Best Series, Bisexual, Big Butt, Big Cock, Big Tits, Black, Blockbusters, Blonde, Blowjob, Brunette, Cameltoe, Cheerleader, Classics, College Coeds, Compilation, Costume, Cream Pie, Cum Shot, Cybersex, DP, Deep Throat, Dildo, Dominatrix, Ethnic, European, Exotic Locale, Extreme Oral, Facial, Fat, Feature, Fetish, Fingering, First Timers, Foot, Gangbang, Gaping (what the hell is that?!), Gay, Gonzo, Group Sex, Hairy, Hardcore, Interactive, Interracial, Latina, Leather, Legendary, Lesbian, Lingerie, M.I.L.F., Masturbation, Mature, Mayhem, Midget, Models, Natural, Nurses, Oral, Orgy, Outdoor, POV, Panty, Parody, Porn Star, Pregnant, Reality, Redhead, Reverse Gang Bang, S & M, Shaving, She-Males, Small Boobs, Smoking, Spanking, Squirting, Strap-on, Submission, Swallows, Threesome, Titty-Fucking, Toys, Twins, Upskirt, Voyeur and, last but not least, Wet & Messy.

These niches cover just about everything, from flicks starring barely legal newcomers to movies with matures. So if you’re looking for a specific act or a particular kind of model you’d like to see, Yappo’s got you covered.

Finding your fave star is easy as shit on Yappo, as you can browse through hundreds of performers or search for ‘em by name. Browsing through the list of performers, you’ll no doubt recognize many names like Jenna Haze and Ginger Lynn, but you’ll also find some unknowns in the mix (Joe Cool, anyone?). You can also browse through lists of new releases, most popular and top studios.

Yappo has deals with more than seven hundred and fifty major studios, including Elegant Angel, Hustler, Mayhem, Pink Visual, Twistys and New Sensations, so you’re likely to find many movies that have been released by your favorite companies. Yappo stays current with new releases and usually adds something new to the site every few days. It should also be noted that the company that owns Yappo produces their own reality sites ‘n’ DVDs — content from these websites and DVDs appears on Yappo before they can be seen anywhere else.

Yappo’s archive contains over thirty-two thousand scenes in over twelve thousand DVDs. You must have Windows Media Player installed on your PC to watch these movies. The movies on Yappo are available for streaming or downloading in several speeds based on various connections (dialup, DSL, etc.). It should be noted that the time it takes for a video to buffer counts against the minutes you’ve purchased, so be careful which speed you choose — don’t choose a speed that your connection cannot handle lest you waste valuable minutes waiting for videos to buffer.

Tip! If you’re streaming the high definition movies, set your player to two hundred percent for the best possible viewing. The quality of the movies tends to fluctuate thanks to the fact that some of the flicks were not filmed in high-quality formats; for the most part, though, playback is quite nice. Most DVDs have a full-length option, but they’re also split into scenes for folks who only want to watch bits and pieces of the movies.

If you like a particular movie or scene and want to stream it again later, save it to the “my favorites” section of the members area and you can easily find it again in the future. Remember, all the movies on this site are DRM-protected, so you can’t save any of ‘em to your hard drive and view them after you cancel your subscription to Yappo.

Conclusion

Summing up, Yappo is a huge archive of pornographic DVDs that can be viewed on a pay-per-minute basis. The pay-per-minute packages offered by the site are competitively priced and ought to appeal to the most casual masturbator as well as the hardcore fan who actually knows the names of directors and studios.

Members get ten free minutes when they sign up, so there’s no good excuse not to check out Yappo and see if it’s for you. What have you got to lose aside from ten minutes of your already dreary life?

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