Greetings, my fellow porn fans; I'm Tamesin.  You may have seen some of my reviews on Adult Reviews.

I'm going to be blogging about some of my experiences writing porn reviews.  The first thing I look for in a paysite is how easy the navigation is.  Let's face it, when you enter a members' area, you don't want to spend much time figuring out how to see the good stuff.  Navigation shouldn't be hard; the only thing that should be hard is... well... something else. (wink)  Because of this, I like very simple navigation.  Even if some paysites have a ton of content, I still feel their menu can, and should, be simple. 

Most paysites have easy navigation, and it's greatly appreciated.  Some sites, however, have very misleading menus.  I've seen instances where they have more than one menu, with slightly different wording on each.  For instance, they may have the choices of "Directory" and "Models."  A member will think these menu items will link to two entirely different areas.  Not always.  This is when I get frustrated.  When you're a member, you want to get as much bang for your buck.  You want to believe you've seen everything in that members' area.  If you see menu items that are worded slightly different, yet link to the same thing, you lose some confidence in the paysite.  As I said, it's misleading and a waste of time.

I've also seen a couple paysites where you click on a menu item, and it contains links to other parts of the members' area that aren't listed on the main menu.  This starts to turn into a maze, and pretty soon your eyes are crossed!  Nope, porn shouldn't lead you on a wild goose chase where you need to pack a compass or leave a trail of bread crumbs to get you back home.

I oftentimes wonder why a paysite makes navigation confusing.  Are they trying to make it look like they have more content?  That doesn't fool a paysite member.  Are they trying to be helpful using different wording, thinking maybe a different title will catch your attention?  Hardly.  As a member, you're going to click on every link to see the content anyway.  It's just cruel when a paysite teases a member into thinking there's more than what there actually is.  

Ideally, I like the menu up top so I don't have to go searching for it.  The home page may be quite big, where you have to scroll down to see a bunch of the content.  In that case, I think the same menu options should be at the bottom. 

I guess when it comes to a paysites' navigation, my style is K.I.S.S. - Keep it Simple, Sweetie.

xoxo,
Tamesin
(In case you're wondering, my name isn't pronounced "Tame sin." It's pronounced:
Tam - like "cam" in webcam
e - pronounced like the "i" in win, and
sin - as in rhymes with win).

The following review of Don’s Naughty Models will be told in the form of a play entitled Naughty by Nature. This play stars BILLY, an idealistic young man whose lover has recently left him, and THE DEVIL, who is commonly known as the Father of Lies. Our story begins in BILLY’s bedroom, where young BILLY is mourning the loss of his little filly.

BILLY: I’ve got the blues. My online girlfriend from Canada virtually left me for a Scotsman she met on a message board dedicated to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine discussion. Oh, I’m so lonesome I could cry…
[THE DEVIL appears in a puff of black smoke.]
BILLY: Alright, who ripped one?
THE DEVIL: Whasssssssuuuuuup!!!
BILLY: Satan!
THE DEVIL: That’s my name, don’t wear it out!
BILLY: The Lord of Lies!
THE DEVIL: Yup.
BILLY: Beelzebub!
THE DEVIL: That’s me.
BILLY: The one who is referred to as “the dragon” and “the old serpent” in the Book of Revelation!
THE DEVIL: You’ve certainly got my number!
BILLY: Old Scratch!
THE DEVIL: Alright, that’s enough. Billy, I think I have the solution to all of your problems—have you ever looked at a website called Don’s Naughty Models?
BILLY [gasping]: But that’s a porno site!
THE DEVIL: Your point being?
BILLY: Don’t some people say—
THE DEVIL: Some people say a lot of things…
BILLY: But don’t some people say that pornography is degrading to women?
THE DEVIL: It is if it’s done properly!
[THE DEVIL winks at BILLY.]
BILLY: But is Don’s Naughty Models done properly, Satan?
THE DEVIL: It sure is! Here, I’ll show you.
[THE DEVIL and BILLY shrink down to microscopic size and fly into the monitor of BILLY’s computer.]
BILLY: Bitching! I can taste the colors!!!
THE DEVIL: What do they taste like, young Billy?
BILLY: Like burnt toast! I think I’m having a stroke!
THE DEVIL: That ain’t a stroke, Billy, that’s love! Love for Don’s Naughty Models.
BILLY: Love hurts, Satan!
THE DEVIL: It sure does, Billy, it sure does...
BILLY: So who is this Don fella anyway, Satan?
THE DEVIL: Who gives a shit? I’m more concerned with his “naughty” models…
BILLY: How many of ‘em are there?
THE DEVIL: Well, Billy, there are eighteen naughty models on Don’s Naughty Models at the present time.
BILLY: They’re all so…naughty!
THE DEVIL: Indeed they are, young Billy.
BILLY: But how often is new content added to Don’s Naughty Models?
THE DEVIL: New girls are added biweekly, Billy. New photos are released on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays while new videos are released on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
BILLY: It looks to me like every model has a bio, a handful of photosets and a video or two to her name…
THE DEVIL: Very observant, Bilbo! What else do you notice?
BILLY: Well, most of the content on this site is made up of solo stripping and masturbation, though there are a couple hardcore sets and even some girl-girl material as well.
THE DEVIL: Tell me about the photos, Billy.
BILLY: Well, it seems like the photosets are actually just one photo shoot that has been cut up into multiple sets…
THE DEVIL: Good, Billy, good. What else do you notice?
BILLY: The photos look to be average-resolution.
THE DEVIL: Indeed they are. But what about the videos, Billy?
BILLY: Most of the videos are available for download in two speeds in QuickTime, but the newer ones are also available for download in two speeds in Windows Media.
THE DEVIL: How do they look, Billy?
BILLY: They look pretty good.
THE DEVIL: Yes, they do.
BILLY: Allow me to play devil’s advocate for a moment here.
THE DEVIL: Knock yourself out.
BILLY: Let’s say I like a particular model…
THE DEVIL: Uh-huh.
BILLY: Let’s say I like her so much that I want to sniff her panties. How can I do this?!
THE DEVIL: Simple, Billy! Just buy her panties from Don! You see, Don gives his members the option of buying his models’ worn bras and panties as well as the toys that the girls used during their photo shoots and masturbation scenes.
BILLY: That sounds delightful!
THE DEVIL: Like a breath of fresh air, Bilbo.
BILLY: But, Satan, what if I get tired of jackin’ off to Don’s Naughty Models?!
THE DEVIL: Perish the thought! Don’t worry, Billy, Don’s got you covered with a whopping sixty-four bonus sites!
BILLY: Wowie zowie, Satan! How can I ever thank you for giving me this marvelous gift of masturbation fodder?
THE DEVIL: Don’t thank me, Billy, thank Don! He’s the real hero here!
BILLY: Thanks, Don! Well, I guess I ought to be going, Satan—I’ve got a lot of jerkin’ off to do!
THE DEVIL [humbly makes phone gesture with left cloven hoof]: Call me?
BILLY: No.

[Months later, THE DEVIL calls BILLY on the telephone. It’s immediately clear that the two have not spoken at length in ages; their relationship is strained at best.]

THE DEVIL: Hey, guy. Are you gonna be in your neighborhood today? [Translation: I want to spend time with you.]
BILLY: I’ll be in the area. [Translation: I’ll be around, so make your move.]
THE DEVIL: Well, I want to eat at Melt-Banana. [Translation: I want to eat at Melt-Banana.]
BILLY: You want to eat there? [Translation: I invited you to eat there with me last week and you turned me down—now you want to eat there and I should drop everything to spend time with you?]
THE DEVIL: Yeah, well, I know how much you like that place... [Translation: I would really like to see you.]
BILLY: Mmm... [Translation: I am trying to think of a polite way to tell you to go fuck yourself.] I’ll take rain-check. [Translation: I could not think of a nicer way of telling you to go fuck yourself.]
THE DEVIL: I bet you will. [Translation: Fuck you.]
BILLY: Or not. [Translation: Right back at ya.]
THE DEVIL: Well, I gotta go get something to eat, then. [Translation: You’re an asshole.]
BILLY: You do that. [Translation: And why don’t you go fuck your mother while you’re at it?]

[BILLY hangs up the phone and thinks about how awesome Don’s Naughty Models is. BILLY loved the exclusive content, especially that which featured models who have not modeled for any other sites. BILLY also thought Don’s Naughty Models was easy to navigate even if it wasn’t much to look at. Oh, and BILLY loved all the bonus sites! In short, BILLY thought Don’s Naughty Models was ACES!]

Editor's note: The site doesn't seem to be updated with new content anymore. Much of the content found, had a copyright stamp with 2003 on them, and the site's news referred to 2006 as the current year.

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Sabrina Deep is celebrating her birthday in a way she'll remember for a while - on September 8th 2007 she's attempting to set a new record with the largest and longest gangbang ever to be broadcast live on the internet. The gangbang will feature at least 80 guys fucking her during a time span of 8 hours.  "The men will not be given any time-limits to fuck me" Sabrina states, "if they can last for 8 hours, they can fuck me for 8 hours, they can have repeated orgasms and they can fuck any of my holes."



She actually invited all of her members to take part in the event, which is held in London UK.  "It's a present i wanted to give to myself and to my fans to celebrate my birthday and one year of activity and all i expect it is to orgasm and to squirt for the whole event. In 3 words: i hate lube." Sabrina describes her reason for wanting to do this.

The whole event from start to finish is going to be available as webcam show for free as long as you are a member of her site. Alternatively you can grab the DVD that she has announced is to be released later this year with the whole 8-hour event uncut.



What's left other than wishing Sabrina Deep a happy birthday!

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I would never have considered joining this site under normal circumstances, but I received a special offer at 10 bucks a month to all sites. Jeez, even at that price it is just not worth it. They say they have loads of other sites apart from the main site of title. One is called busty amateurs vivs. Well when you log in to see vids, guess where you are directed--no prizes but to the main video page of this title. I tried another "bonus" site called large natural boobs. Guess where you are taken, yeh, you got the drift now, straight to video page of wantboobs. So in fact there is just one site to speak of.

Now we come to picture quality. Terrible even at what looks like about postcard sized pics. Real grainy and certainly not sharp, not a very high quality digital camera used there.

Videos are definitely not much better. Even at full screen on a 15 inch laptop with super high definition screen they are dull and very grainy. The latest update from a few days ago is not much better than the old stuff.  Some at a push can be viewed full screen, perhaps the reason for this is bought in stuff from a better source, just a guess of course. And old stuff you will get plenty of, as checking out copyright date 2004 seems to be the very earliest on almost all vids. And 2002 is very common as is 2003. There is not a lot of material neither. I would keep away if you have to pay full price, it is certainly not worth the money, even if you are real desperate to jack off over something, a doughnut would be a better bet. At the 10 bucks I paid? Only just worth it as the latest video update is a genuine new girl called Alina and she is one of the sexiest girls I have seen for a long time with boobs you would happily die on. Slim body huge soft boobs -- she is a fucking dream, I kid you not.

Sorry Wantboobs but I guess even you must admit you haven`t a lot to offer.

I gave a quite decent write up on this web-site, but now I must mention this and hope all you who are considering joining take note.

I cancelled my membership after just one week, I normally last just one month and if site is any good then I re-join at a later date. Well, I tried to log into my account a few days after and found I was "forbidden" sic; to view site. No matter what I tried I could not see either pics nor vids. I mailed the customer support detailing, very politely my problem. No reply. I mailed again, no reply. I mailed again, no reply. Fourth and final attempt and still no reply. Well Alex at camvivian is a very inconsiderate and rude person for ignoring a customer problem as serious as this is. No excuse at all. According to the forums this site is losing members, well one is hardly surprised if this is their attitude. A favourable review has been done by this site and it makes one wonder if the reviewer actually does cancel or try to contact support to see if they have a live person to assist, I would guess as far as they go is look at the pics and movies and decide from there. Membership to a site goes a lot deeper than that.

I am well pissed off over this attitude of web-sites to take money and fuck you attitude. I do hope even less people join as it is what is deserved of them.

I did not cancel via the site but straight through CCBill so how the site knows I am not sure as because as far I was aware CCBill would not inform the web-site, obviously wrong. I could perhaps have understood if I had cancelled via the site as this happened to me some time ago with that Busty Dawn girl with the specs, she did that to me. So thanks for nothing CamVivian, perhaps you should take lessons in scruples as you seem to be sadly lacking... So BEWARE GUYS.

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Looking back at this site, the updates of pictures and new movies seem to appear at a fairly regular rate of knots. Then we come to June and have to wait almost one month for the next. I suppose it was well worth waiting for as it's a long movie of the very busty Maria Swan who gets all her kit off and leaves nothing to the imagination.



BUT -- get this lady who runs the site, she apologises most profusely for making members wait so long and gives her reasons for doing so. Admitting at the same time that there is no excuse for having members wait so long, great stuff in my book, at least we have a websteress who can say sorry. Then the next three updates are at the usual regular rate. This includes Ewa Sonnet pictorial of her in the shower, jeeez they are dangerous pictures and should carry a health warning. For the big boob lover this is a very good web-site, far far classier than Big Naturals which is definitely in reverse gear in my opinion. Get your money spent and have a ball.

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Solo girl sites are not truly my thing as if you decide she isn`t as good looking as you thought she was by the intro pages, then, well you're stuck . So by default that's me now. She does have though an exceptionally nice figure, nice soft natural breasts (at least I think they are natural -- the jury's still out) I still cannot decide if they are natural pimples forming her areola or in fact surgical scars. With a solo girl site one - or at least me, tends to be more observant of the one and only you have to see. She also has, in the more recent videos quite a lot of cellulite on the backs of her legs, sorry, I know I may sound picky BUT! young girls generally do not get cellulite and Viv is supposed to be 21.



Right, now for some nice things to say and there are plenty. Videos can be dowloaded in 4 different resolutions. From, for example, a low quality 73 mb up to a stunning 340 for ultra high def. of the self same movie. When I say stunning that's an understatement by far. Never in all my days have I seen such superb quality. Razor sharp imaging with fantastic detail and colour -- these are without a doubt -- theeee best! period. Movie sets are excellent, production/direction is also excellent, she must have a cameraman? to die for -- keep him (her) happy Viv you do not want to lose him/her. They also last a good 11 mins + in the main, so its not a quick flash then away. All such movie details are clearly shown. Mainly she does sexy breast play inside bras, tops, blouses etc. before she eventually, very slowly, nipple by nipple lets her breasts become exposed for you, she sure knows what she is doing. Shower, bath, oil, they are all there, also masturbation scenes. Some peeing but I do not find that at all sexy, keep toilet functions where they belong I say. Actually I did watch one some time ago but keep it a secret why, as it was to see what hole a woman actually got a pee from as I didn`t know -- honest. Must have led a sheltered life I guess as I didn`t know they had two in the same place. Ah well.

Navigation of site is also very good indeed -but- she is also guilty of not naming files for our convenience, all you get is, low, or ultra depending on movie quality you have downloaded. So you have to rename to "smooth pussy on sofa" which is in fact the movie name. Easy enough to do of course, and stops you downloading twice. There again if it's easy for us, then it's easy for her to change them for our convenience, and of course we pay her wages. I just cannot fault the movies at all from a viewing pov.

Picture quality is likewise excellent. No, they are better than that. Also -- thank you thank you, you can download the full series in zip format. Download speeds I found were blistering fast. I do two files at a time and am getting on average 430kb/sec for EACH file, that's the fastest I have ever encountered on an adult site. Photo sets are very well thought out and well above the average for presentation. Likewise here again she has a cameraman to die for, assuming he/she is a different soul to the videographer. Unlike the movies, pictures are well organised by code name.



There are also added free sites to go with Viv. I was unable to get into the 20+ feeds though even though I shut down firewall and cookies and pop-ups. It was a dead-end. I was able to get into the two named Susan Strip and Lovely Teens. Susan was not my cup of tea but the teen one was pretty decent though small, again movie quality is on par with main site, so that`s an added plus. She has a chat room and a web-cam which seems to be very regular. She has weekends off, and why not indeed as I reckon she does work hard at her site. She is not one of those solo girls who has "took-the-money-and ran") Forgetting personal choice of looks for one mo I ask myself, is it an equal to the stupendeous site of Alison Angel? No, definitely not, Alison can show them all a clean pair of heels. Saying that it is no disrespect to Viv as she still runs a very very good web-site.

As I mentioned at the beginning of this blog, regards looks etc. I decided Viv was not up to it for looks for me to get all excited about. That of course to be fair, is not her fault, it is simply a personal choice of mine, she has an exceptional body and, when she doesn`t smile, very good looks. Anyway, you will see what I mean if you join. Well worth the join fee of $29.99. Also a tip, if you cancel, you are offered membership at $19.99 to stay, so a good ploy to use. Enjoy the delights of Viv, as I am sure you will.

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Bit of a mixed bag is this site. Some of the much older videos are very short and not of very good quality. Same I suppose could be said for many sites but these are really not very good quality. These older vids are split into small 5mb file sizes and are of mpg type. Some are split into ten separate files, each represents about one minute.

The newer ones are really very good quality indeed. You still have the option to download in small file sizes but now we have the option of the full movie, which in this day and age where most of us have fast connections, is in my opinion very necessary. Some are lasting up to 18 minutes or so.



Quality of the ladies is also mixed. We have the gorgeous Ines Cudna, Ewa Sonnet and her sister, Julia the most incredibly sexy zexy Ala Passtel, this lady just oozes sex just by looking at you. Her movies are very teasing and soft-core, think of some of the work of the wonderful departed Russ Meyer (The Immoral Mr Teas) and you have it. A quick flash of nipple and that's yer lot. She also must have the best ass on planet earth. Her two photo galleries are also very very sexy and again we get some nip flashes, ah but we can zoom in now, how devine.

Altogether there are 29 different ladies on this site. Some are grossly overweight, well, fucking fat then! With very large tits, well, fucking huge tits then! Killer tits at that, one swipe and you're dead. Gladly this type is in the minority. Mostly there are very slim and well stacked ladies, all natural of course mon.



Ines Cudna has a very large section devoted to her, starting out when she was just turned 18 and new to the modeling world, some very good stuff indeed, sadly though quality is not the best, nor to be fair, is it the worst.



Site favourite I would say is Ewa Sonnet and there is stacks devoted to her. She will not show off her pubes and even in the shower and bath scenes she has her knickers on, boy those tits though are sheer perfection. There are plenty of astonishing close-ups to make a man dizzy. One in particular where she is drying her hair and the camera is underneath her tits, you get full wobble motion in that one. Shades again of Daktari Lorenz. I have a sneaky feeling he may be in on some of these movies, could be wrong of course, just a guess. Her sister Julia does one similar, her tits are also truly excellent, wonder what their mam and dad fed them on!

Picture quality is very good throughout, even though the sizes are not huge, quality is there. Sizes of the older ones are 1024x683 and you get around 40 pictures in each gallery. No zips. Newer ones are sized at 1536x1024, so are slightly larger and you get around 60/70 in each gallery . Very well shot and thought out picture scenarios to boot, definitely some thought has gone into them.



Maria Swan is also one of the incredible ladies here. Also known as Princessa on MC Nudes.  Even though she is very shy in showing off her pubic area and indeed also her nipples on this site, I think the overall effect is far sexier indeed. One video finds her in a very flimsy, airy negligee and it's very sexy indeed as her boobs keep trying to slip out, damn the woman, she keeps popping`em back in. Excellent tease stuff if you like that sort of thing.

If you are into girls fisting themselves and peeing then you don`t want to even consider this site, it exhibits much more taste than that. There is no hardcore to speak of, no males at all, no lesbian scenes as such, even though there are two girl and multple girl videos I would not really call them lesbian.

So, is this site worth joining? Mmm, well, if you don`t mind a bit of frustrating tease and love big juicy natural tits on young--ish girls who are slim - apart from the small amount of large! ladies then yes, of course it is. Wish it had lots more content though as it doesn`t seem to take long to get through all the videos worth getting through. Well after your mind has discarded the ones that you just don`t care for it maybe won`t leave a huge amount left you wish to download. IMHO Ewa Sonnet must be worth the join fee.

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Thought I would try out this solo girl web-site as she has a sort of body I sort of like, nice soft squishy boobs of a decent size and also good looks in some strange sort of way. Strange sort of site also, as she has even a gardening section. I thought it was going to be some sort of a joke where she was maybe lying in the cucumber patch or inserting carrots but no, she is for serious a real keen gardener. So if you get bored looking at her check it out, there are some damn fine tips. Plenty of good quality pictures of Elli, not the best on the net, certainly not the worst by a long shot.

Her videos are quite abundant and she really and honestly does know how to interact with you, the viewer and talks very dirty, sexy talk as she struts her stuff in the video that will have your pants bulging quickly. Very well thought out action scenes which are far above the usual run of the mill videos . These are split into two or four parts of a reasonably high size, about 80mb or less each part, some, not many are for one download and are a reasonable length, usually around 12/ 17 minutes.

Quality varies from "not to bad" down to "could be better" as with the pictures I have seen a lot worse than these videos for certain. So bottom line is, if you like big boobed red-heads that wear glasses, loves playing with her boobs and masturbating just for you, she makes that clear!! Then at the VERY low price it is a snip as it`s only about $12.00 a month for all the videos and stacks of very very sexy pictures. Don`t forget the gardening section -- that killed me.  Wonder if she has a cookery class in the pipe-line.     



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Have not changed my mind at all on high quality pictures and videos, they even seem to get better the more one looks at them. Also the large sized pictures are truly superb. Below is a new update with Tiffany. Click for the full size image.



Sadly (if that is correct cliche) Since April 16th there have been just 6 new photoshoots added and just the one video, which in fact was today -- May 27th. Not a very good showing I believe as looking at the future updates page there are 4 new photoshoots coming and not one video. So in about 7 weeks we members will have received just the one video, not very good at all as one should expect a minimum of one per week at the very least. Trust in the future they do start to add more video content at a more respectable rate. That of course does not detract from the fact that what they do have is excellent.

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